Tuesday, February 25, 2003

It’s, like, Alanis-ironical



Odalisk a few weeks ago had a debate running between her entries and some guestbook comments on whether “ironical” is a word. Despite being ugly, and redundant (sarcastical? minimalistic?) it is apparently a legitimate, archaic usage.

I think, though, the word could be subverted, redefined and redeployed in our post-90s world.

I suggest that “ironical” could now be used to describe moments of Alanis-irony - after that fabulous cultural moment in which everyone woke up to the fact that few, if any, of the inconveniences of life described in Ms Morissette’s song “Ironic” were, in fact, ironic.

The song could more aptly have been titled “Isn’t it a bugger?” or “Murphy’s law - it nails you every goddamn time.”

Moments of recent Alanis-irony in my life:

1. Moving to Melbourne in part because my best friend from high-school lived here, only to find he would move to Japan before I arrived.

2. Being a homebody who loves stability, and moving house twice a year, every year, minimum.

3.Organising a visit to Sydney on a long weekend and planning to see some old friends while there, then discovering they had out-of-town holiday plans. (Could only have been more “ironical” if they’d in fact been going to Melbourne.)

4. Going from complaining about being too tired from a work trip to socialise, to complaining about being too tired from socialising to work effectively.

5. Missing out on a cheap airfare by minutes because I thought it would be smart to shop around. (“No-one will want the last internet-deal seat to Canberra in the next five minutes, surely?”)

I think these rank with “it’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife” - although I still contend “it’s a free ride when you’ve already paid” could be an example of dramatic irony (where a character is unaware of circumstances of which the audience is forewarned, resulting in a mocking discrepancy between appearance and reality) - but maybe I’m trying to hard here.

Anyhoo, generate your own Alanis Morissette song lyrics here.

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