Humour for the legally inclined and unsound of mind

I recently found at Running with Lawyers some great, real life “things not to say to the judge”:

Your Honor, if I have to call you Your Honor then you have to call me 'El Capitan'

rates as one of the saner (and still G-rated) comments.

And this little story at Craigslist (found via gulfstream) is painfully funny, definately stupid and could easily have ended in a product liability claim.

(And for the extraordinarily juvenile, this is no way to meet a girl or treat a lady. Even accidentally.)

Substantive blogging will resume shortly.